This awesome Minecraft mob … We need 'em! Cooking is my passion. Anime: My hero academia season 3 episode 8Twitter: https://twitter.com/AdventWatchogFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/AdvenWatchog/ SpongeBob: Hello, would you like to buy a chocolate bar? Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. [Tom appears behind the box] Patrick: (points to a rich man with glasses) This guy's got shoes! CHOCOLATE! Happy hunting! It's for... Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. It's great that we helped that guy out but there's no one else in town to sell chocolate bars to. [Mary slaps her face. On November 26th, Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of this nostalgic show we've all grown up loving, unfortunately succumbed to his battle with ALS and left many hearts weighing heavy, myself included. It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort. Customer: At night, [As SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face] I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. SpongeBob: [nervously] Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding. Previous Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. [Holds up two large maroon bags] Use GIFTS60. Would you like to buy one? You guys wanna be good salesmen, right? I didn’t know what it was from. Credits (scene cuts to another house). [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned] Mary's Mother: What? https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_with_Nuts/transcript?oldid=3440915. Con man: Well, [chuckles] no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! [Holds up a large amount of cash. Squidward: How should I know? Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. [screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. This Spongebob Minecraft Mobs was remixed by Genuine Giant. SpongeBob and Patrick: [look inside the magazine] Whoa! Free shipping . 8:02. SpongeBob knocks). At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. SpongeBob: Um, [clears throat] H-H-How you doin'? (Patrick is looking at the photo of the fish). Sort by. $51.24. SpongeBob SquarePants Eugene H. Krabs Squidward Tentacles Patrick Star SpongeTom (debut) Gary the Snail Loser Bubble Bass Bikini Bottomites Incidental 49 Incidental 41 Incidental 103 Anchovies Con … SpongeBob: Hello, sir. [Cut to SpongeBob] Show Guides. [Cut to SpongeBob and … SpongeBob: Hello, young lady. [Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays] Đang phát tiếp theo. I don't think I ever thought people literally had glass bones, but I thought that's what it was called when you had really brittle bones that broke a lot. level 2. That's no way to carry your merchandise! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Con man: It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! [Cut to the other customer's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen entering the view] SpongeBob: Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living. Mary's Mother: Chocolate? Blue Fish with purple stripes: Please. [A con man opens the door] Good morning, sir! This page of monologues for women was made to help actors. Selected monologues from SpongeBob SquarePants including video examples, context and character information. Salesman: (sighs) Some guys have all the luck. Báo cáo. Door opens), Fish: Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. If you could help me I would … Con man: Chocolate bars, eh? Twenty years after The Sixth Sense shocked audiences, M. Night Shyamalan’s name … SpongeBob: That's it! (holds up two different chocolate bars), Tom: Chocolate? Oct 5, 2019 - Grandpa Joe when his family needs help "I was born with glass bones and paper skin." SpongeBob: Yet they sell millions of bags a day! 'I was born with glass bones and paper skin. SpongeBob: [holds out his hand] Let's shake on it. Chocolate!! [SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house] Patrick: You'll walk through walls! Check out other cool remixes by Genuine Giant and Tynker's community. It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort! SpongeBob: Let's change our names to "Why" and "Bother". Starfish: (a starfish that looks like Patrick but is wearing a shirt) Just in time. [walks inside] You don't need these bags. SpongeBob: I can't understand what were doing wrong. SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars. Salesman: Really? I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Yehohuvuwo. Patrick 2: Just in time. The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner] We're not doing so well, Patrick. (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up) SpongeBob: On three, Patrick. (walk up to a house and knocks on the door. SpongeBob: Hey, we're alive! It Tumblr whales are I WAS BORN WITH GLASS BONES II . Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate? Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms. Con man: Ha! Episode №: SpongeBob and Patrick: We need 'em! But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. A magazine! Sadie: That sounds heavenly! Patrick: Hey, the mail's here! Tom chases after them) Chocolate!! I’ll take one. 20 notes. What did he say? Cut close to Patrick] SpongeBob: Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living! List of episode transcripts One chocolate bar for the nice— [sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming] 99% Upvoted. [Patrick freezes in place] Please... But, I'm wasting my time. [Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a customer's door] Mary's Mother: What, what are they selling? [The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars] (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown. SpongeBob: Let's change our names to Why and Bother. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. [Pause] [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick over and over] Customer: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Mary's Mom: Live forever, you say? [Cut to the customer] The mailman arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out] "Broken Alarm" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 12. it is the one monologue when Spongebob and Patrick are at the trench thing and Spongebob just wants to give up. Mary: Yeah! Tom: Chocolate? 10.5 inch (265mm) Red and Pink Glass Angler Fish Tobacco Smoking Water Pipe. 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